Continental operates as the narrative's primary antagonist, holding the rank of captain in Earth's military during the war against the Apocalypse aliens. Morbidly obese with a grotesque appearance, he is characterized as a "Gonk" possessing a face "no mother would love," visually symbolizing corruption and decay.

He embodies multiple negative archetypes: a "Depraved Homosexual," "Fat Bastard," "The Sociopath," and "Obviously Evil." Continental systematically abuses his military authority to sexually prey on male subordinates, solidifying his roles as a "Sexual Predator Boss" and "Hate Sink." His predation employs coercion, blackmail, and violent rape, twisting BDSM practices into tools of domination to reinforce "Bondage Is Bad."

A core trait is his "Lack of Empathy"; he views soldiers solely as objects for gratification. After rejection by Jonathan Tyberius, Continental escalates harassment, abuses authority, and frames Jonathan for espionage using "Insane Troll Logic"—planting Apocalypse insignia to justify false treason charges. This culminates in Continental subjecting Jonathan to torture, "Lecherous Licking," and violent rape.

Continental maintains a "Faux Affably Evil" demeanor, speaking softly while radiating menace. This facade fractures under direct confrontation. When Leonard Schteinberg attacks him in retaliation for Jonathan's rape, Continental reveals "Dirty Coward" traits, discarding intimidation to beg for mercy before Leonard castrates him in a "Groin Attack."

As punishment for the assault, Leonard is transferred to the front lines, resulting in his capture, transformation by the Apocalypse, and death. Continental survives castration without facing further consequences. He exhibits no redemption, remorse, or meaningful development, remaining a static symbol of institutional corruption and human depravity.