John, formally known as John O Guardian, is a three-banded armadillo and immortal familiar to the vampire Draluc. Orphaned as an infant during a vampire mosquito assault, he was rescued by Draluc’s grandfather and later entrusted into Draluc’s care. His early heroism emerged when he defended fellow armadillos from a vampiric threat, earning acclaim among his species. Though briefly embraced by his kin, he chose to seek Draluc, navigating oceans and terrains with a photograph of the vampire’s castle as his compass. After overcoming storms, lost clues, and a final confrontation with an ostrich vampire to rescue Draluc, their partnership was sealed via blood contract, etching their bond into permanence. Compact as a soccer ball, John sports plush white fur on his underside and vibrant orange armored plating across his back, enabling his defensive ball-curling tactic. His striking look endears him to others as an inadvertent mascot. Communication flows through expressive gestures and nuanced vocalizations—primarily variations of “nu”—decipherable solely by Draluc, though his emotive antics bridge understanding with others, conveying worry, irritation, or warmth. Inherently devoted, John safeguards Draluc’s welfare, retreating when neglected yet steadfastly returning. His preferences skew toward sugary pancakes and crispy fried chicken, while whole Chinese cabbage triggers aversion from a past vampirized encounter. A steadying anchor in chaos, he counters absurdity with frantic flailing or serene detachment. Shared pastimes like hide-and-seek, gaming, and treasure hunts reflect his playful synergy with Draluc. Ageless due to immortality, John persists as Draluc’s unwavering companion through decades. His resolve to reunite despite adversity underscores themes of perseverance and belonging. Reciprocity defines their bond: Draluc tends to John’s shell with moisturizer and humorously employs him as a shield, yet prioritizes his safety. John’s influence extends to allies like Ronaldo, who fiercely advocates for his custody during disputes. Notable trivia includes a birthday (July 1) commemorating his meeting with Draluc, an initial placeholder name from family suggestions later streamlined, and fabric-chewing habits tied to food scents. His history brims with perilous play—launched as a projectile in traps—and pivotal crisis interventions, blending lighthearted antics with emotional resonance to highlight his narrative weight.